Today I learned: $1500 is the amount of money it takes for one 150lb dog to open a closed purse, taken out from under a bag of airfresheners and a heavy coat, and eat about 12 pieces of $1.30 gum.  This is the same dog that can't find a piece of chicken dropped at her feet.

    FML

McCoy, because that many is amazing.  Although... he does get 'kidnapped' a bit too much.

Or maybe Kirk, because MAN GETS AROUND. :D

Story Title: I Dig a Grave, Deep Enough for Two
Author: bardoni 
Character/Relationships: Stefan/Elena, hinted Damon/Elena and Stefan/Damon
Summary:  They bicker because the other option just isn't an option.
Rating: PG (b/c apparently I roll like that)
Warnings: no warnings
Notes: R1C1 entry for tvd_las  "weapons we wield". 

 

( Elena watches, and wonders. )

Do You Like To Write? Like to write? Love The Vampire Diaries? Great! There is a new challenge, called tvd_las, where you write a fanfic of at least 100 words every two weeks based on a different prompt. Then they get voted on and the person with the least votes is out that week and the person with the most is safe next week. Till you have one author standing who wins! What do you win? A snazzy graphic and a $10 GC to Amazon or Barnes & Noble. You don't even need to be a GREAT writer! ... who will come out on top?

I survived round one but we really need more readers!  I would love you forever if you joined to read-- even if you aren't a huge fan of the series there are some excellent writers!

Brand spankin' new layout.... I hate you CSS.

Anyway, I have started to get back into writing.  Found this in the back of my hard drive collecting dust.  Its from the same novel as THIS post from way back when.  Thought I'd air it out for a bit.

It's a little NSFW.  Violence and a bit of gore.  Bad metaphors and similes abound.  Very much unedited in any way, shape, or form.

Please enter with CAUTION.