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bard_oni
29 January 2012 @ 02:03 am

Story Title:To High To Pay
Author: bardoni 
Character/Relationships: Bishop/Aidan/Josh kinky threesome
Summary:  Bishop wants Aidan to show him why Josh is worth keeping around. Oh Season 1... why couldn't you have gone this way? 
Rating: NC-17 (like woah)
Warnings: slightly dub-con, Bishop
Notes: Hello friends!  Has anyone noticed that the kinkmeme for this series has been abandoned.. and apparently purged? I literally JUST wrote this (reviving dead prompts is my hobby), posted it, and then nothing.  Oh well.



Too High to PayCollapse )

 
 
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bard_oni
28 January 2012 @ 09:31 pm

Snake?  Snake!  SNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

Or Cid Highwind, because we would totally chill.

 
 
bard_oni
26 January 2012 @ 07:51 pm

Today I learned: $1500 is the amount of money it takes for one 150lb dog to open a closed purse, taken out from under a bag of airfresheners and a heavy coat, and eat about 12 pieces of $1.30 gum.  This is the same dog that can't find a piece of chicken dropped at her feet.

    FML

 
 
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bard_oni
29 May 2011 @ 06:19 pm
If you could be any Star Trek character, who would you be, and why?

McCoy, because that many is amazing.  Although... he does get 'kidnapped' a bit too much.

 

Or maybe Kirk, because MAN GETS AROUND. :D


 
 
bard_oni
04 November 2010 @ 08:20 pm
Donna Noble
Donna Noble
Take Which Doctor Who companion are you? (girls) today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.

 

You're Donna Noble!

Oi! Wotch it, Martian boy! The Doctor thinks he can spout all kinds of ridiculous technobabble and 'Last Time Lord Angst' at you just because he's from outer space, huh? Well, you're not having any of it! You've got a heart of gold and a will of iron, and you're a rather boggling combination of a romantic idealist and a staunch realist. But you never let logical paradoxes get to you; you prefer to shoehorn the universe into a little box of your own perception. More often than not, it fits... probably because the universe is too intimidated to argue!

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bard_oni
31 October 2010 @ 11:43 pm

 
NaNo 10 starts in 20 minutes... Introducing my newest novel The Three Lives of Ethan Lowe.  Updates and samples to be posted soon. Good Luck fellow wrimos!

 
 
bard_oni
08 September 2010 @ 08:48 pm

Story Title: I Dig a Grave, Deep Enough for Two
Author: bardoni 
Character/Relationships: Stefan/Elena, hinted Damon/Elena and Stefan/Damon
Summary:  They bicker because the other option just isn't an option.
Rating: PG (b/c apparently I roll like that)
Warnings: no warnings
Notes: R1C1 entry for tvd_las  "weapons we wield". 

 

Elena watches, and wonders.Collapse )


 
 
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bard_oni
23 August 2010 @ 10:27 pm

Do You Like To Write?


Like to write? Love The Vampire Diaries? Great! There is a new challenge, called tvd_las, where you write a fanfic of at least 100 words every two weeks based on a different prompt. Then they get voted on and the person with the least votes is out that week and the person with the most is safe next week. Till you have one author standing who wins! What do you win? A snazzy graphic and a $10 GC to Amazon or Barnes & Noble. You don't even need to be a GREAT writer!

... who will come out on top?

 

 

 

I survived round one but we really need more readers!  I would love you forever if you joined to read-- even if you aren't a huge fan of the series there are some excellent writers!


 
 
bard_oni
20 August 2010 @ 01:38 pm

Story Title:Vinegar
Character/Relationships: Stefan/Damon
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Toppy Stefan?   
Notes: Written for the Salvatore summer prompts




   Back when what they were was fresh and novel, Stefan loved watching Damon feed.Collapse )



 
 
bard_oni
11 August 2010 @ 10:02 pm

Brand spankin' new layout.... I hate you CSS.

Anyway, I have started to get back into writing.  Found this in the back of my hard drive collecting dust.  Its from the same novel as THIS post from way back when.  Thought I'd air it out for a bit.

It's a little NSFW.  Violence and a bit of gore.  Bad metaphors and similes abound.  Very much unedited in any way, shape, or form.

Please enter with CAUTION.

               

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